Thea in black, kneeling by a stone wall on the decking, hotel companionFrom £250[ SW7 ]
Rota 24Away, back 22 Sep, hiking week; easy suppers again after

Thea, fresh from the South Downs

Chalk paths by day, the robata grill at Zuma by night, and no fuss at all.

Age
29
Height
165 cm
Hair
long caramel blonde
Eyes
green
Build
curvy
Languages
English
Visits
Hotels and residences

Her own photos, matched to her in person before they went up. Photo Policy

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Thea, the set

Handover 24

On Thea

  • South Kensington, SW7
  • Hiking, cycling, Japanese food
  • Curvy, 165 cm
  • Green eyes, long caramel blonde hair

Based in South Kensington, and happy to travel to any hotel in town.

Thea's idea of a good day has mud on it. Her idea of a good evening has sushi. She walks long distances for fun, usually the chalk paths of the South Downs, and cycles everywhere in London on a battered bike she refuses to replace, and she turns up to an evening cheerful, warm and without a trace of pretence. She has walked most of the South Downs Way in stages and plans to finish it next summer.

Caramel blonde, green eyed and curvy at 165 cm, she keeps her look sunlit and natural: very little make up, a good dress, flat shoes that can handle a cobbled mews. She is in her late twenties. Her English is plain spoken and warm, she laughs at herself easily, and she has a talent for putting nervous people at ease within a few minutes of meeting them. Ask her for a recommendation and you get a real one, with directions. She is never precious about plans.

Japanese food is her treat, and Zuma on Raphael Street in Knightsbridge is her idea of a special occasion: the robata grill, a long bar, a room full of noise and good cooking. She orders dishes you cannot pronounce and makes you taste every one. After dinner, a slow walk back through the quiet Knightsbridge streets to your hotel, talking about the next long walk she has planned. She is also very good company for a quieter night in, room service and a map of your next trip spread across the desk.

Thea lives in South Kensington, a short ride from Knightsbridge and the SW7 hotels. Early evenings and easy suppers suit her; ask Henrietta for her next free night.

After dark Thea

Thea, after hours

She cycles over to Knightsbridge, locks the bike to the railings on Raphael Street and arrives at Zuma with her cheeks pink from the ride. Thea takes the seats at the bar facing the grill, because she likes to watch the chefs, and orders small plates in a steady stream until the counter is full. She tells you about a ridge on the South Downs where you can see the sea on one side and half of Sussex on the other, and makes you promise to walk it one day. Dessert is shared. Afterwards she wheels the bike beside you through the quiet streets to your hotel, leaves it with the doorman with a grin, and takes the lift up still talking about the view from that ridge.

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Thea, answering

3 things guests tend to ask before booking, answered in Thea's own words.

Something from the robata grill and one dish you cannot pronounce. Ask the chef, not the menu. Then share everything.

Only when it rains sideways. The bike is quicker, and I see far more of the city from the saddle.

Down to earth. I say what I think, I laugh when things go wrong, and I never pretend to like a wine I do not. It makes evenings much easier.

Tariff GBP · one ladder for the whole rota

Hours and rates

Thea prefers early evenings and relaxed suppers, so two hours at £500 or the dinner date suit her well. She is quick to Knightsbridge and Kensington hotels.

Whichever length you pick, you settle the figure with Thea face to face once she is with you. Her taxi to a Zone 1 or Zone 2 address is already priced in.

Platforms near her base
  • South KensingtonCircle, District, Piccadilly1min
  • Gloucester RoadCircle, District, Piccadilly6min
  • KnightsbridgePiccadilly12min

Rates: travel, changes and the booking script

  • One hourFrom £250Book
  • Ninety minutes£400Book
  • Two hours£500Book
  • Three hours£700Book
  • Dinner datefour hours£900Book
  • Overnightten hours£1,800Book
  • Weekendpriced on requestOn requestBook
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Notes on Thea

No notes on file for Thea yet, and the desk will never invent one. Guests add a note only once a booking has actually taken place; it shows nothing but their first name and when it was written, and Henrietta reads every one before it is posted.

Should Thea want a note about her withdrawn, it comes down the same day.

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Book Thea

The message opens with Thea already named. Add the date, the length and your hotel, and the desk sends back the minute she will knock.

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