
Luna, bold from the first glass
A new play by Tower Bridge, a wine list fifty two floors up, and no half measures.
- Age
- 22
- Height
- 171 cm
- Hair
- long, dark auburn red
- Eyes
- brown
- Build
- curvy
- Languages
- English
- Based in
- Mayfair
- Visits
- Hotels and residences
Her own photos, matched to her in person before they went up. Photo Policy
On Luna
- Mayfair, W1K
- Wine, theatre, photography
- Curvy, 171 cm
- Brown eyes, long dark auburn red hair
Based in Mayfair, and happy to travel to any hotel in town.
Red hair, a red lip and firm opinions on red wine: Luna commits to a theme. She is bold in the best sense, independent enough to arrive with a plan of her own and generous enough to drop it the moment yours sounds better. People notice her in a lobby. She notices them noticing, and does not mind in the least.
Under hotel lights her long dark auburn hair reads almost crimson. She stands 171 cm, curvy and taller still in heels, with brown eyes that are quick to find the funny side of a room. Her wardrobe runs to one strong colour, sharp tailoring and gold at the ears. She is twenty two, and in English, her only language, she is fast and confidently funny. She takes photographs of reflections rather than faces: a dark window, a puddle, the brass of a lift door at midnight.
Her best evenings cross the river. A new play at the Bridge Theatre, right beside Tower Bridge, then a short walk to the Shard and the lift to Gong on the fifty second floor of the Shangri-La, where the list of bottles runs long and the view runs further. She asks the sommelier the question he was hoping nobody would ask, then orders the bottle he was secretly proud of. If you are staying in the tower, the evening simply continues a few floors down.
Luna lives in Mayfair but is just as happy at a London Bridge hotel with the Shard filling the window. Her working nights are Monday to Thursday; tell Henrietta the night and it will be arranged.
Luna, after hours
Luna reads the reviews after the play, never before, so she arrives at the Bridge Theatre with no expectations and a very good coat. She laughs loudest at the jokes nobody else caught. Afterwards the walk along the river is short and windy, Tower Bridge lit behind you, and the Shard looks close enough to touch. Fifty two floors up at Gong, she chooses the table by the glass and asks for the list. She tastes the first wine with her eyes closed, pronounces it too polite, and sends you to choose the second yourself. The lights of the City fill the window. Later, a taxi back over London Bridge, or just the lift down to your room if you are staying in the tower, and the conversation carries on exactly where the wine left it.
Luna, answering
3 things guests tend to ask before booking, answered in Luna's own words.
I ask what they drank on the best night of their life. The answer tells me more than any menu, and it is a good story to start with.
Because faces belong to people, and reflections belong to the city. A lift door at midnight is more honest than any portrait.
Play first. People talk better after a story than before one, and a late supper feels like London at its most grown up.
Hours and rates
Theatre plus wine needs time, so Luna is usually booked for the dinner date, four hours at £900. She works Monday to Thursday only, so a Thursday is the last night of the week to ask for.
Whichever length you pick, you settle the figure with Luna face to face once she is with you. Her taxi to a Zone 1 or Zone 2 address is already priced in.
Platforms near her base- Green ParkJubilee, Piccadilly, Victoria4min
- Bond StreetCentral, Jubilee, Elizabeth line5min
- Hyde Park CornerPiccadilly7min
Notes on Luna
No notes on file for Luna yet, and the desk will never invent one. Guests add a note only once a booking has actually taken place; it shows nothing but their first name and when it was written, and Henrietta reads every one before it is posted.
Should Luna want a note about her withdrawn, it comes down the same day.
Also on the rota
Book Luna
The message opens with Luna already named. Add the date, the length and your hotel, and the desk sends back the minute she will knock.







