Rates by the hour and by the night, printed in whole pounds

What the figure buys

The clock starts at her knock, and every minute from then until the booked length ends is spent in her company: talk, dinner, a drink, a quiet hour. That is the whole purchase. Fees are for time and companionship only; there is nothing further to price, offer or sell, here or in the chat.

Folded into the same figure are her cab to any Zone 1 or Zone 2 address and the desk's share of the work, from the opening reply to the note that she is in the lift. There is no service charge, no premium for the small hours and no supplement for a suite.

Travel, by fare zone

Every central route on the board sits in Zones 1 and 2, from Mayfair and Soho to Kensington and London Bridge, and no fare is added for any of them. Past Zone 2, her taxi both ways is priced when you book and written into the confirming message as one figure beside the fee.

Heathrow and Gatwick begin at three hours, £700, with her journey counted within those hours and the fare quoted in the same way.

When the evening has to move

Cancel or reschedule with at least three hours to spare and nothing is owed. Call it off within two hours of the start and half the fee falls due; leave her knocking at a door nobody opens and it is the whole fee. Running behind yourself? She gives you fifteen minutes in the lobby or the bar, after which the desk sets a new hour rather than trimming the booking. If the cancellation starts with the desk, you are told at once and pay nothing.

The docket, filled in

Five gaps in the booking line: who, which day, what hour, how long, and where you are staying. Type over each bracket, keep the wording around them, and post it on WhatsApp or Telegram. Back comes a confirmed name, the figure and the minute she will knock, from Henrietta, normally inside fifteen minutes. Your room number is asked for later, at the single check explained on the booking page.

The fee, in her hand

Her fee goes from your hand to hers when she arrives, in pounds, and it is exactly the figure written in your confirmation. Nothing ever appears on the hotel bill.

Staying longer

Mention it while the booked time is still running. If her evening has room, the booking steps up the ladder and you pay only the difference: two hours becoming three adds £200, and so does three becoming the four hour dinner length.