
Tina, small, quick and never hurried
A trench coat, a seat at the One Aldwych bar, and a soul record written on a napkin.
- Age
- 26
- Height
- 158 cm
- Hair
- long espresso brown
- Eyes
- brown
- Build
- athletic
- Languages
- English
- Based in
- Covent Garden
- Visits
- Hotels and residences
Her own photos, matched to her in person before they went up. Photo Policy
On Tina
- Covent Garden, WC2E
- Fashion, cocktails, records
- Athletic, 158 cm
- Brown eyes, long espresso brown hair
Based in Covent Garden, and happy to travel to any hotel in town.
Tina is small, quick and impossible to hurry. At 158 cm she is one of the most self assured women on the rota, confident and warm in equal measure, with the easygoing manner of a woman who long ago stopped caring what a room thinks of her. She walks fast, talks fast and still notices the one detail that makes an outfit work.
Athletically built, espresso brown hair long down her back, brown eyes bright, she dresses with classic elegance and a designer's eye: a sharply cut dress, a trench coat in any weather, one bold accessory. She is in her mid twenties and studies fashion in her own time, sketching silhouettes on the backs of menus. She collects records too, soul and disco mostly, from the crates in Soho, and she makes a very good cocktail. Her favourite designers are the ones who can cut a coat that looks right in the rain. She speaks English with warmth and a quick wit.
Her favourite hotel bar is the Lobby Bar at One Aldwych, a tall triangular room with huge windows onto the Strand, where she likes to sit at the bar and watch the bartenders work. After a drink, dinner somewhere around Covent Garden, a detour past the lit windows of the Royal Opera House, and back to your hotel with a record recommendation written on a napkin. With a free afternoon she will walk you through the lanes of Seven Dials and point out the shops that still make things by hand.
Tina is based in Covent Garden, with Aldwych on her doorstep and Soho a short cab away. Evenings are her hours, and same night requests usually work; ask Henrietta.
Tina, after hours
Tina takes the corner stool at the Lobby Bar in One Aldwych, where the windows are taller than the room seems to need and the Strand streams past outside. She orders something classic and asks the bartender one precise question about the vermouth, which tells you she knows exactly what she is doing. The conversation is easy and fast. She sketches your jacket on a napkin, gently correcting the lapel, and tells you about a disco single she found for a pound in a Soho crate. Dinner is around the corner, somewhere small and warm. Then the long way back past the Royal Opera House, and at your hotel she writes the name of a soul record on the back of the napkin, so you have something to listen to tomorrow.
Tina, answering
3 things guests tend to ask before booking, answered in Tina's own words.
Probably nothing, but I might roll a sleeve or lose a tie. Small things make the difference, and I always ask first.
Soul until midnight, disco after. Anyone who says otherwise has never danced in a hotel room with the lights down low.
Not better, just more personal. Give me a lemon, some ice and whatever is in the minibar, and I will make you something with your name on it.
Hours and rates
Tina works evenings and can often confirm the same night for a Strand or Aldwych hotel. Two hours at £500 fits a drink at the bar and dinner nearby.
Whichever length you pick, you settle the figure with Tina face to face once she is with you. Her taxi to a Zone 1 or Zone 2 address is already priced in.
Platforms near her base- Covent GardenPiccadilly1min
- Leicester SquareNorthern, Piccadilly4min
- Charing CrossBakerloo, Northern, National Rail6min
Notes on Tina
No notes on file for Tina yet, and the desk will never invent one. Guests add a note only once a booking has actually taken place; it shows nothing but their first name and when it was written, and Henrietta reads every one before it is posted.
Should Tina want a note about her withdrawn, it comes down the same day.
Also on the rota
Book Tina
The message opens with Tina already named. Add the date, the length and your hotel, and the desk sends back the minute she will knock.






