Ten companions on the rota have a slim or slender build; the shortest stands 163 cm and the tallest 178. Clean lines and a quiet entrance are what they share. Where they differ is the part of a building in which they are most at home, so this list reads like the brass panel beside a hotel lift: press a floor and meet the companion who belongs on it.
Stacy goes down, not up: the late set at Drury Lane's Top Secret Comedy Club, where the acts are raw, then the ride back with the best line of the night, slightly improved in her retelling. Deadpan at 176 cm, she suits the guest whose last meeting ends at nine.
Margo belongs in an old hotel lounge. At Dukes Bar in St James's the martini is mixed beside the table, and she makes one last an hour. She prefers three hours at £700 or a full night at £1,800, planned the day before.
Patricia takes the leather chair in the Library Bar at The Lanesborough, with a novel she picked for you on Curzon Street an hour earlier and a folding brush in her bag, in case your window has a view worth painting.
Karolina plays the piano seriously. After the opera at the Coliseum she crosses the road for a low lit drink at the St Martins Lane hotel, then walks the long way round through Covent Garden.
Most evenings use two floors, a bar and then a quiet room, and a single hour at £250 rarely covers both. A £500 two hour visit or the £900 dinner date gives each floor its due, and a guest staying the week can keep one companion across several nights through the long stay booking. Six of the ten also stand on the statuesque list; Cindy is among the blondes and Lucy with the petite companions.
Choose from this list by name, or write two lines about the evening, and the desk offers whoever is on shift.
